Demi Moore & Ashton might get back together, Demi is “like a love-sick puppy”

After enjoying the sexual favors of several of the hottest 20-something women in the world, Ashton Kutcher might be going back to Demi Moore. Or so Radar and other media outlets would have you believe. Over the past year, Ashton has banged Rihanna, Mila Kunis, some screenwriter, and probably dozens of club girls and randoms. But will he always come back to Demi? Er… I don’t think so. I actually think this whole story sounds like Demi’s wishful thinking, and that makes me so, so sad.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher split last year following his very public cheating scandal and they’ve been separated for months but a new report is claiming that the Hollywood superstars may be headed for a shocking reconciliation.
They apparently were together this week at a birthday party for the man who officiated their wedding, and their reunion was an emotional one, with the couple “locked in a 60-second embrace,” at one point.
“They are still desperately in love and could be on for a reconciliation,” a source told the Sunday Mirror about Demi and Ashton. “The divorce isn’t being processed right now.”
Demi, 49, and Ashton, 34, were married for six years when he was caught cheating on their wedding anniversary, first reported by RadarOnline.com and Star magazine. But their recent reunion seems to have rekindled their feelings for each other.
According to the Sunday Mirror, Ashton gave a speech at Kabbalah Rabbi Yehuda Berg’s 40th birthday party and teared up when he said “I’ve made all these horrendous mistakes in the last year.”
A guest at the party said “Ashton’s voice started to break as he spoke. He just fell into tears. He sat down to a round of applause while Demi just looked frozen.”
Ashton, 34, reportedly arrived at the party at the Beverly Hills Hotel two hours before his ex and their interactions sparked the reconciliation buzz.
“Ashton was there quietly socializing and Demi showed up a couple of hours later looking amazing. She went over to wish Yehuda a happy birthday and Ashton was right by him. Yehuda left them to talk. They started to chat and were extremely affectionate. She was staring at him like a love-sick puppy,” a party guest told the Sunday Mirror.
They added details about the couple, saying that their actions insinuated that they were on the mend.
“They both sat at the front with a mutual friend between them. Demi got up to speak and spoke about family not necessarily being your blood but being people who love you. Then Ashton got up and he spoke about how amazing Yehuda was. He said that if Yehuda is your friend, he’ll love you unconditionally, no matter what mistakes you’ve made, before making the emotional admission that he had made mistakes. It was obvious he was referring to the break-up.”
Demi announced last year that she was separating from Ashton, and while she recently changed her Twitter name from MrsKutcher to JustDemi, neither party has yet to file for divorce.

[From Radar]
See? It sounds like Demi is the one who is like a “lovesick puppy” and Ashton is just trying to be nice to his wreck of an estranged wife. And yes, I know that’s an awful stereotype and some of you will start yelling at me, etc. But this conforms to the image I have of Demi, a Whip-It-using, plastic, delusional woman. While Ashton is trying to show her tenderness out of fear that she’ll have another breakdown, Demi reads his actions as “wanting to get back together.” And it’s not happening.



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